green-day-you-know-you-like-em: when—september—ends: ” Last week Billie Joe Armstrong shocked the music world — “ i’m laughing more than i should because omfg musician shocked the music world by telling his own opinion of another musician, yes musicians usually never do that billie what is wrong with you???????
bullied: i like online shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab
Só falta você ter viajado pro Pará!
winterlark: if being 100% gay is playing for the other team then i’d like to imagine being pansexual as playing for every team. you just sort of run around between the in and outfields juggling the extra balls and sit a couple innings in the audience eating a hotdog and eventually everyone starts to question whether you even know how to play baseball or not
devotionii: devotionii: devotionii: devotionii: devotionii: i told a cute guy a joke today and he laughed i have hit first base im gonna make more small talk with him until i hit second base he accepts my facebook friend request HE ACCEPTED ME I’M SO ON MY WAY TO MAKING A HOME RUN he smiled at me twice and laughed at all my jokes today i did it i made a home run we did it...
wizardroryweasley: helloopandee: how do people enjoy running wtf pretend you’re running: away from zombies with The Doctor away from Hellhounds with Sherlock and Dr Watson away from Croats it’ll get considerably more enjoyable it works for me
iveneverhadnutella: tyrabanxious: do you ever just want to go back in time and take back something dumb that you’ve said with one of these i think about these every damn day of my life
turningtables-93: i-have-been-johnlocked: sireoinmacken: “i’m as straight as a pole!” Wibbly-wobbly gendery-wendery. Dean?
shavingryansprivates: you ever have one of those stretches so good you nearly die